在寫下一則香港見聞前,先插播一個小笑話。這笑話是鼎鼎大名的Stephen Krashen說的,他現在人在淡江大學開暑期講座,我從香港回來後就馬上去旁聽,觀摩大師授課,所獲甚多,特別是他旁徵博引,幽默風趣的講課方式,堪稱一絕!
好,廢話不多說,講笑話先:
There was a very old man. He was so old that he always forgot how old he was. One day he asked his friend about his age.
Old man: Do you know how old I am?
Friend: Sure. I can tell your age simply by looking at your butt.
Old man: Really?
Friend: Yes. Just take off your pants.
So the old man took his pants off. His friend looked at the old man's butt for a while and said, "You're 94 years old."
The old man was very impressed and asked his friend, "How do you know?"
"You told me yesterday," his friend replied with a grin.
Haha! I really like this joke. However, I do hope that I don't need to take off my pants in order to know my age when I get very very old.
好,廢話不多說,講笑話先:
There was a very old man. He was so old that he always forgot how old he was. One day he asked his friend about his age.
Old man: Do you know how old I am?
Friend: Sure. I can tell your age simply by looking at your butt.
Old man: Really?
Friend: Yes. Just take off your pants.
So the old man took his pants off. His friend looked at the old man's butt for a while and said, "You're 94 years old."
The old man was very impressed and asked his friend, "How do you know?"
"You told me yesterday," his friend replied with a grin.
Haha! I really like this joke. However, I do hope that I don't need to take off my pants in order to know my age when I get very very old.
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阿阿,看不懂,我要去學英文啦
為了看懂笑話去學英文,令人感動!我來翻給你笑一下好了: 有一個老人家老到連自己歲數都常常想不起來,有一天,他問他的朋友說:「你知道我幾歲 嗎?」他的朋友回說:「看你的屁股我就能知道你幾歲,快脫掉你的褲子吧!」 半信半疑的老人家真的照做了,他的朋友瞧了瞧老人家的光屁股,胸有成竹的斷言:「你今 年94啦!」 老人家很驚訝的說:「你怎麼知道?」 他的朋友作弄的朝他一笑:「你昨天跟我說的啊!」 哈哈哈!用中文說一次,我還是覺得很好笑!
哈哈,謝謝翻譯啦!