莎賓娜的笑眼看人生

在寫下一則香港見聞前，先插播一個小笑話。這笑話是鼎鼎大名的Stephen Krashen說的，他現在人在淡江大學開暑期講座，我從香港回來後就馬上去旁聽，觀摩大師授課，所獲甚多，特別是他旁徵博引，幽默風趣的講課方式，堪稱一絕！

好，廢話不多說，講笑話先：

There was a very old man. He was so old that he always forgot how old he was. One day he asked his friend about his age.

Old man: Do you know how old I am?
Friend: Sure. I can tell your age simply by looking at your butt.
Old man: Really?
Friend: Yes. Just take off your pants.

So the old man took his pants off. His friend looked at the old man's butt for a while and said, "You're 94 years old."

The old man was very impressed and asked his friend, "How do you know?"

"You told me yesterday," his friend replied with a grin.

Haha! I really like this joke. However, I do hope that I don't need to take off my pants in order to know my age when I get very very old.